“Can’t have a disaster free zone when there’s still nuclear sludge in the water hole.” -Dennis I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Archive for June, 2008
Me: Remember, Tuesday Tie Day. Or it could be Tuesday Die Day. Your choice. Matt: It seems I’ve chosen the latter. Your offer of me dying was too good to pass up! Me: Very well Mr. McKinley. You have chosen your path: death. Matt: So it shall be *cue melodramatic music and narrator* And on [...]
June 14th is probably the wrong time of the year to have several thousand oveweight men wearing woolen skirts. Alas, the scheduling was not up to me and there we were: sweating under the hot June sun, paying 3 dollars for cold corn dogs, and seeing a lot of hairy arm-pitted women. Ah, the Scottish [...]
If thou art dumb, I shall make fun of thee, yea, even unto death.
Happy holidays to you all, a little late this year, as always. Sometimes I think it is futile to try to sum up a year in just a few pages and sometimes I think I’ll run out of things to say before the end of the page. The older I get and the more I [...]